If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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