so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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