Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
