And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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