I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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