When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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