I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just invented taco cereal.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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