I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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