Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize