Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I can't put those talents on a resume
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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