just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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