We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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