Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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