I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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