just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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