Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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