I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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