69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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