I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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