i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
