Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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