i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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