worst night to have a conscience
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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