looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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