Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Your cock deserves a montage
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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