Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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