come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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