I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
