D3 body, D1 cock
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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