I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
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