maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
