Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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