i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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