i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize