I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I currently don't understand fingers.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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