you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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