Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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