This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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