Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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