talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Just pee around me
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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