He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
so much tequila, so little girl.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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