Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
There's even glitter on my cock...
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