Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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