That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Randomize
