she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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