You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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