If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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