quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
