Do you still have your period?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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