It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
