He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize