ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
they need to just BURY HIM!
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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