so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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